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10 FUNNY QUOTES THAT WILL BRING SOME HUMOR TO YOUR DAY

February 20, 20231 min read

1. “As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” - Norman Wisdom

2. "People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made." - Joan Rivers

3. “I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later."- Mitch Hedberg

4. “Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.”- Lt. Frank Drebin

5. “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” - Ellen DeGeneres

6. "When life shuts a door ... open it again. It's a door. That's how they work."

7. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.” - Phyllis Diller

8. “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” - Erma Bombeck

9. "Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday."

10. "An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough."


Bonus #1
“Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.”– Jeffree Star

Bonus #2
“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”– Cullen Hightower

Keep shining and keep smiling!
Have a super powerful day! ❤️

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Natalie is a passionate life coach, focused on empowering, motivating and celebrating the uniqueness and beauty of each and every individual. She is a writer and a Social Media lead of Life Quote Positivity and Success Mindset Club.

Natalie O'Rourke

Natalie is a passionate life coach, focused on empowering, motivating and celebrating the uniqueness and beauty of each and every individual. She is a writer and a Social Media lead of Life Quote Positivity and Success Mindset Club.

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Keep shining and keep smiling! ✨️

Have a super powerful day! ❤️